April 20, 2014
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
April 20, 2014

bananaleaves:

keptyn:

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters

"It’s not obedience, Mr. Beckett; it’s respect." - Mako Mori

(via logicalabsurdity)

April 19, 2014
plannedparenthood:

<3

plannedparenthood:

<3

April 19, 2014

(Source: memewhore, via willyoubemycuddlebuddy)

April 18, 2014
My breast reduction was the best $10K my insurance company ever spent on me. Absolutely NO regrets.My plastic surgeon did ask me how my husband felt about my decision. I told her that 1) his opinion didn&#8217;t really matter in this case, but 2) fortunately for him, he was fine with it. Because it&#8217;s my body, and if he&#8217;d rather have me in pain, he could just fuck right off.

My breast reduction was the best $10K my insurance company ever spent on me. Absolutely NO regrets.

My plastic surgeon did ask me how my husband felt about my decision. I told her that 1) his opinion didn’t really matter in this case, but 2) fortunately for him, he was fine with it. Because it’s my body, and if he’d rather have me in pain, he could just fuck right off.

(Source: n-a-blue-box, via thebicker)

April 18, 2014

bluebirdsandink:

Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick ass. 

(via astahfrith)

April 18, 2014

iridescentoracle:

hey so i went ahead and grabbed ywpositivity if anyone wants to do the thing

(via sapphirefiber)

April 18, 2014
The Fix Was in for Ancient Wrestling Match : Discovery News

dduane:

"This is the first time that a written contract between two athletes to fix a match has been found from the ancient world. In the contract, the father of a wrestler named Nicantinous agrees to pay a bribe to the guarantors (likely the trainers) of another wrestler named Demetrius.

“Both wrestlers were set to compete in the final wrestling match of the 138th Great Antinoeia, an important series of regional games held along with a religious festival in Antinopolis, in Egypt. They were in the boys’ division, which was generally reserved for teenagers.

“The contract stipulates that Demetrius “when competing in the competition for the boy , to fall three times and yield,” and in return would receive “three thousand eight hundred drachmas of silver of old coinage …”

April 18, 2014
Nita: I'm going to do the thing!
Kit: Please don't do the thing. Stop doing the thing!
Sker'ret: I'm gonna eat the thing.
Filif: Can I decorate the thing?
Carmela: I will explode or blackmail the thing.
Dairine: I'm gonna do my own thing.
Roshaun: I'm too cool for this thing.
Darryl: I will do the thing in two places at once.
Ronan: I don't want to do the thing.
Harry: Why do these things keep happening?
The Powers: WOOOHOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIINGS
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Filed under: young wizards 
April 18, 2014
Cliche Phrases That Drive Me To Silent Yet Near-Irrational Fits Of Rage, #18 in a series

dduane:

"…razed to the ground…"

Seriously. (invisibly and silently tears hair) Are you living in a place that has a gravitational field sufficient to hold you down? Yes?

Then why is it surprising to anyone that when you raze a building, or something similar, it falls down on the ground? There is…

Like the phrase “PIN number” if you’ve worked in banking, or “VIN number” if you’ve worked in insurance (I’ve done both). You don’t NEED to say “number,” it’s right there in the acronym, but if you ask someone for their PIN, they get all confused. You just have to suck it up and say “May I have your PIN NUMBER, please?” and ignore the fact that, to all outward appearances, you are speaking just as redundantly as everyone else even though you actually know better. :P

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