This is my favorite post of all time. Once you see this there’s no going back. Our government isn’t a government. Its a corporation. Our congressmen aren’t elected officials they are CEOs who buy their way into office.
Remember that time a conservative columnist said it was un-American to let the poors vote because it was like giving house keys to a burglar? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA laugh to keep from crying
I reblog this once a year
— Vivian Vande Velde (via maxkirin)
how big of a problem is butt dialing in starfleet given how often commanding offers sit their asses right on top of consoles though
butt photon torpedoing
It’s the future, they’ve fixed that problem by now.
Everything in this 1991 RadioShack ad exists in a single smartphone. This one and some other unexpected facts at Thinking Humanity: Unbelievable…These 23 Mind Blowing Facts Will DESTROY Your Understanding Of Time. I’m pretty sure more than one surprises you.
I’m pretty sure my dad has owned every single item on this page. At one point, the Tandy 1000 computer was my college computer.
Dad just loves Radio Shack.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
I was going to go in to work today on my day off but I’ve decided not to. Fuck that, I did that yesterday, too. I need a day off. I’ll just have to work late tomorrow to meet that deadline.
(I hope I don’t regret this decision tomorrow night…)
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite…
- "I just really need to have you here right now."
- "Didn’t you see what I did?!"
- "Oh fuck, oh FUCK."
- "Please come get me."
- "Where are you?!"
- "I’m coming, just sit tight!"
- "Look at me - just breathe, okay?"
- "I can’t breathe!"
- "You don’t have to stay."
- "It’s all my…
Someone on my mom’s Facebook claims they heard on the radio that it’s National Cousin’s Day. A quick Google revealed that to be true, so…
I love you all, Cousins! Hugs, cookies, cuddles, chocolate, and all the expressions of affection to each and every one of you!
Happy Cousin’s Day, everyone!
- “[John Vanderslice] said, “If you think the Internet is making us lonelier, then you were never lonely before 1995.” That’s fucking deep, right? You...”
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale...
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
The worst of all possible things that could happen would be to lose that language [that black people love so much]. There are certain things I...”